Before I get cracked over the head with a phone by the Hustler De Tuti Hustlers Paul Heyman, let me just say the headline was a joke. You know, like "LOL" or "LMAO." Even "LMFAO." Or maybe as far as "LMMFAO." However, I think I'm just gonna get hit over the head with a phone. Maybe it's the phone joke that'll get me cracked.
Hey, today we're here to worship the very ground walked on by Esther, the Guatemalan and Israeli uber-smokin'-hot model who caught our eye with her impressive physique and colorful ink. If you have a rock n roll video to shoot, or a motorcycle magazine cover in need of a hottie, don't you think Esther will do the trick?
And by saying "do the trick," I mean come to your hotel room ... no wait ... that's not what I mean ... I mean, she'll be a memorable hottie that people will enjoy looking at. Sorry. I'm still thinking of what's going to happen when Paul sees the headline.
So, let me get out of the offices of Looking For Larry Productions (parent company of THE HEYMAN HUSTLE), and I'll post a few photos of Esther for you to drool over have fantasies about review for educational purposes, of course.
ADAM SANDLER NEEDS TO SING A HANUKA SONG ABOUT ESTHER.
AND ESTHER NEEDS TO DANCE TO IT. NAKED. IN OUR OFFICES.
TO SEE THE ENTIRE GALLERY, CLICK ON THE PICS BELOW!
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