What do George W, Al Gore, Dick Cheney, Kanye West, Glenn Beck, and Barney Frank all have in common? They're all on a very exclusive list, one that has the Official Seal of Approval from all of us here at THE HEYMAN HUSTLE.
It's the uber-wonderful DOUCHEBAG OF THE DECADE/CENTURY/MILLENNUM AWARDS, handed out with pride by the inimitable web pioneer known the world over as "Uncle Scoopy."
Scoop explains: It's the Hank Aaron syndrome. When Hammerin' Hank was a young player, people always used to underrate him because he never did anything spectacular. He simply had the same excellent season every year. After 20 years however, Aaron's career totals looked enormous, and people started to realize how good he had been. So it is with Jeff Bridges in acting. And so it is with Donald Trump in douchebaggery. He's never really pulled off the ultimate douche move, ala Kanye West, but day in and day out, he can go douche for douche with anyone, and over a long career, he's a hall of famer.
So, who do we, as Hustlers, deem to be that classic human mix of water and vinegar? Well, for starters, we'd like to nominate Nicole Polizzi, better known to the world as "Snooki."
This tiny little party hound from MTV's "Jersey Shore" is even less qualified for fame and success than Paris Hilton, and she's down in the negatives on the Zero-to-One-Hundred talent scale.
So, who is a bigger douche bag than this do-nothing waste-of-oxygen? Uncle Scoopy has the answer for you! We highly recommend you check out the list, which you can do by clicking HERE.
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