The Jersey Shore? In dis weather? Fuggedaboutit!
Snooki was booked to appear at the Seminole Hard Rock in Florida, the site best known --as TMZ so eloquently put it-- as where Anna Nicole Smith died, and lo and behold, the Snookums wasn't even popped in the face during an entire evening of revelry!
Yes, we mean "punched" when we say "popped." Come on, whassamatta with you? Your mind in the gutter?
THE HEYMAN HUSTLE tried to track down some rumors that emerged from the January 9th trip-and-appearance, so we called our old friend Mike "Agent to the Stars" Esterman (of www.esterman.com), who books out Snooki and her gang from the hit MTV show. We heard all sorts of Hustlin' was going on, so we were excited to have the ultimate inside word from the world's top celebrity appearance agent.
And, get this, Esterman and our own Hustler De Tuti Hustlers Paul Heyman go back almost 20 years!
So we knew we were going to get some hot scoops 'bout the Snook!
"What? Huh? Oh yeah! Heyman's guys! Hold on!" Esterman said excitedly about 7:15 pm eastern time tonight. About 20 minutes later, he clicked back on from the other line, "sorry, Hollywood, I'm booking these kids faster than a porn star turning tricks at the AVN convention!'
Hey, that Esterman's a funny guy! Now, how about a scoop here, Mike? "Yeah, a scoop! Hey, I'm always happy to help out Paul. You know, these kids are getting offers from everywhere! I was thinking about your story, and ... HOLD ON A MINUTE!"
And 10 minutes later, he clicked back. "More calls about Snooki, J-Woww, Pauly D, and Mike “The Situation”... hey, did you know I helped Paul Heyman score some of the early music on ECW? And that we had a show called ON-Q, which was hosted by Daisy Fuentes and Heavy D ... Oh damn ... HOLD ON!"
We've been on the phone with Mike Esterman for a few hours now. Every two minutes, his other line rings. More calls. More emails with requests for the Guidos and Guidettes from the Garden State's summer hotspot.
If you'd like to book Snooki and company for a party, call our boy Mike Esterman. He'll hook you up. If you're looking for a scoop on Snook ... well ... Fuggedaboutit!
CLICK ON THE PICS BELOW FOR THE ENTIRE
GUM-POPPING, PURSE-CARRYING PHOTO GALLERY
ON SNOOKI'S WILD NIGHT AT THE HARD ROCK IN FLORIDA!
PICK A PIC AND CLICK! WE HERE AT THE HEYMAN HUSTLE
THINK OUR EXTRAORDINARY TEAM OF TRAINED MONKEYS
SHOULD COLLECTIVELY HOST THE TONIGHT SHOW ON NBC
AFTER ALL THIS LENO-CONAN CONTROVERSY SHAKES OUT.
SO, SURF THE WEB, ALL FROM ONE UBER-CONVENIENT PAGE!
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