Paris Hilton Kisses A Monkey In A Bowling Alley

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This is more scandalous than the David Letterman Extortion Plot! Wilder than Jon and Kate plus 8  plus lawyers and doctors and shrinks, oh my. Crazier than Lindsay Lohan's parents.

Paris Hilton, our fave pop wreck from Hollywood, arrived looking pretty f'n tired in New York City tonight as she was the special celebrity hostess for  the opening of "Carnival," a new-themed nightclub at the top of the world famous Bowlmor Lanes in lower Manhattan.
 
This kind of stuff may fly ok in Hollywood (Hallelujah!) but somehow the Pop Wreck Diva-Princess just seemed a but out of place in The Big Apple.
 
The club, by the way, rocks. Check it out. Tell 'em Hollywood Charlie sent ya. I don't know if it will get you in the door, but mentioning Paris' name isn't going to do you any good, either!


Paris Hilton Loves Bentley The Chimp.
Hey, We Think It's An Upgrade For Her.
Can't Say The Same For The Chimp.
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Last Updated ( Friday, 09 October 2009 01:06 )  

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