Shelly Martinez was known as Ariel in WWE's version of ECW, and as Salinas in TNA, but the only identity crisis she ever faced in her life is when the former Diva and Knockout realized that she had a prescription pill addiction.
"I realized I was an addict after I had a near-fatal overdose. I almost died," Shelly recalled, "and I am here to give credit to what saved my life."
Shelly is talking about Cannabis.
Smoke. Bud. Pot. Hemp. 420. Grass.
You know, Marijuana!
"Cannabis saved my life," Shelly states in the new video entitled "The Weed Chronicles," which you can preview exclusively here on THE HEYMAN HUSTLE. "I was going to die," Shelly stated, "No doubt about it. I was on the wrong path. Now, I'm healthy, happy, pain free, and here to sing the praises of how my life is so much better today because of Cannabis!"
To see the exclusive preview of "The Weed Chronicles," just sit down and order a pizza, man. You know? It's just like this time that the bunny came over, and sniffed my finger nails, and then ate a whole bunch of carrots. Dude, it was sinister. Sinister Bunny, man.
Maybe just watch the video, and judge for yourself.