'Cuz when we think about hump day, we think "Lisa Ann!"
So, we were in a staff meeting at the offices of LOOKING 4 LARRY (parent company to THE HEYMAN HUSTLE), and we noticed that our boy CHARLIE SHEEN likes very young, and rather low sweater-impact (how's that for a Hustlin' description?) female companionship. After much debate, we came to a conclusion.
Bad Boy Charlie couldn't handle Lisa Ann!
The adult superstar whose SEXUAL PARODY OF SARAH PALIN thrust (take it easy, we're going high road here, fellas) her into the national spotlight is one super hot cougar, and we dare suggest this lady knows how to fill out a sweater.
Or a fur vest.
Whichever the case may be.
So, whether you're watching Charlie self-destruct, or buying into his cult of Goddesses, we'd like to offer up the Queen Goddess herself for your most astute review!
You can follow Lisa Ann on Twitter, if you're man enough to dare (here that, Charlie?) HERE
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